Three Things That Happened Tonight

And I only liked one of them.

1. My son kissed me and smeared grape juice all over my face.
2. I wondered why my printer tray was closed, and when I opened it, found it stuffed with Tonka truck puzzle pieces.
3. Our puppy peed on the tire of my kid's plastic ride-on dune buggy, which is a toss-up between hilarious and infuriating. Mostly infuriating.